Wrote by Tristane on Wednesday, June 6th 2007 at 6:06 pm

On 7th February 1992, France signed the Maastricht Treaty. And why am I telling you this? No reason. It’s just for your personal edification. Two months later, Mr Disney himself inaugurated the new theme park, which would soon become the No. 1 tourist destination in Europe: Disneyland Resort Paris. Now I know you’re thinking: Tristane’s a nice girl and all, but Walt Disney died on 1st December 1966. So she must have forgotten that 1992 came after 1966. And, of course, we have no proof that ghosts really exist. And yet… Well, let’s be clear about one thing: I have not gone crazy. It wasn’t Walt Disney on the video, just a distant relative that looks somewhat similar. It was Roy Disney, the son of Walt’s brother. Did you catch all of that?